Once there was a mean woman. She lived, breathed, slept mean. She ate, drank and snacked mean. She worked mean, played mean and rested mean. She smiled, frowned and cried mean. She looked at, looked down, looked away -mean. She typed mean, wrote mean and read mean. She cooked, cleaned and tidied mean.She befriended, defriended and alienated mean. She touched, kissed, hugged. Mean. She cared mean. She loved mean. She hated mean. Once there was a mean woman. Once.